Sunday, April 23, 2017

Take a room

Dear women, stop trying to know him better. If you know him.. truly truly know him, you would not wanna be with him.

And dear men, what do you mean you wanna have a good time with her? Why would you wanna listen to her, trying to impress you with half baked references to whatever little cultural overlap she has with your tastes.

Cut short that bloody conversation at the coffee table, pay the fucking bill and take a room. If you dont already have easy private access to a reasonable sized bed that is.

Its your best shot at a fleetingly fulfilling evening.

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